prompt: All of the kids assume that Charles and Erik are doing the nasty every night, and keep making subtle inappropriate comments about it. (Alex: Man, when I woke up this morning there was drool all over my pillow. Any of you ever bite your pillows? Erik: *crumples Alex's silverware*)
Well, they are, in fact, doing it, but that doesn't mean they want the kids to talk about it all the time! So they pretend to be having filthy, loud sex where they know they'll be heard, a la Easy A. They figure if they make it super obvious, the kids'll be too embarrassed to say anything. Everyone is suitably traumatized. (http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/2439.html?thread=1546375#t1546375)
fill: don't fuck with people who can do it better (http://archiveofourown.org/works/216884)
Round 2, Charles/Erik, fakeout-makeout
Well, they are, in fact, doing it, but that doesn't mean they want the kids to talk about it all the time! So they pretend to be having filthy, loud sex where they know they'll be heard, a la Easy A. They figure if they make it super obvious, the kids'll be too embarrassed to say anything. Everyone is suitably traumatized. (http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/2439.html?thread=1546375#t1546375)
fill: don't fuck with people who can do it better (http://archiveofourown.org/works/216884)